While the economic picture is bleak for white men in the Rust Belt, never in human history has there been so much opportunity for hot chicks in movies, TV, national news, local news, podcasts, blogging, video blogging, social media celebrity-ing, porn– the possibilities are endless.
Naturally, as the number of high-paying economic opportunities has increased, the number of hot weather girls has declined accordingly.
Yanet Garcia is the last of a dying breed:
The Televisa Monterrey presenter found fame after men shared images of her on social media, comparing her curves to the reality star Kim Kardashian.
But the question remains: Is Yanet Garcia really Earth’s hottest weather girl??
Let’s take a gander at the competition…
|Evelyn Taft – LA
There’s just one problem. That was 3-5 years ago. At this stage in her life cycle, Taft can no longer compete at a world-class level…
First of all, she’s a mom, so her vagina is ruined.
Second of all, I feel like angles and lighting are being manipulated beyond that which you would expect from a naturally hot chick…
|Colleen Coyle – Dallas
Colleen would be the most beautiful woman in most dentist offices or bakeries in America…
|Francella Perez – LA
That’s an extraordinarily hot MILF, but a world-class beauty…??
|Cheryl Scott – Chicago
Scott has made a career off Zoe Deschanel Syndrome, whereby the penis tricks the brain into thinking she’s hotter than she is because she appears gettable (which she’s not)…
|Julie Durda – Miami
Despite a less-than-optimal face, Yanet Garcia is in fact Earth’s hottest weather girl: 4 out of 4 bonerchios…
However, when it comes to LTR material, otherwise irrelevant female characteristics are taken into account, such as:
- Cuteness of accent (if applicable).
- Odds of fidelity (you can just tell).
In which case, Sian Welby is unquestionably the GOAT weather girl…
Sian clearly hates Trump based on this RT…
— Sammy (@SammyTellem) July 7, 2016
But on the other hand, here she is dressed like a slutty elf…
Personally, that settles it for me.