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Anni Ma went to Comic-Con instead of #DNCinPHL

Musha Hadeen Published July 26, 2016

Uhhh, there is no way I can properly contextualize this fast-moving story. You can try reading THIS, but tbh?? No amount of reading is going to make any of this make any sense.

In any case, this #FreeTheNipple organizer Anni Ma…

A video posted by Anni Ma (@annima10.16) on

It was all fun and games until she got a cited for “indecent exposure”…

A photo posted by Anni Ma (@annima10.16) on

She’s been complaining about that cop ever since…

Please send me photos that y'all took of me at comic con! Especially from Friday the 22 when I was unlawfully arrested by a Police Officer who had no idea whether or not my breast were covered! I need to prove my innocence in court. Please tag me if you see photos floating around! It would help me to a lot! #freethenipple #comiccon #bodypositivity #effyourbeautystandards #feminist #feminism #love #police #asian #asianamerican #sandiego #california #cosplay #cosplayisnotconsent

A photo posted by Anni Ma (@annima10.16) on

I don’t really get it??

Because she gets arrested all the time— so what’s the big deal??

But following this encounter, she was so consumed by fear that she could barely leave her house naked:

It’s not easy for me to put myself out there and constantly getting punished. Constantly having my existence questioned and invalidated. I’m working towards the day that I can confidently stand in my own space without the fear. I want y’all to know that I am struggling too! Even though I am scared and I am hurt, I won’t not let them win. Don’t let your oppressors win.

Blah blah blah, more irrelevant details, blah blah blah– let’s just skip ahead to:

Annie Ma decided to attend Comic-Con instead of #DNCinPHL…

A photo posted by Anni Ma (@annima10.16) on

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The end.

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