MFP accurately casts Natalia Dyer as Katie Glueck

MP   |   Published July 17, 2016

At last, an actress w/ the beauty and talent to believably approximate Katie Glueck’s hot (but creepy) puppy dog eyes

Katie Glueck

K, unless the cameraman turned into a werewolf, there is no reasonable explanation for this procession of facial expressions…

Natalia Dyer

Sadface for when Jim Vandenhei is a dick…

The rest of the cast, so far…

MFP: The Movie

* Actors are necessarily 4-6 points hotter than the real-life characters they portray.

Ted Cruz
 

Toby Leonard Moore
Billions, Daredevil


 

Heidi Cruz
 

Natalie Dormer
Game of Thrones, The Tudors


 

Katrina Pierson
 

Rosabell Laurenti
Game of Thrones


 

Sarah Flores
 

Judy Greer
Always Sunny, Californication


 

Amanda Carpenter
 

Alycia Debnam Carey
The 100, FtWD


 

Michelle Fields
 

Deborah Ann Woll
Daredevil, True Blood


 

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