It is now abundantly clear that prime Katie Pavlich is gone, and she’s never coming back– she exists now only in our spank banks.
There is simply no incentive for present-day Katie Pavlich (pdKP) to drastically reduce her calorie intake, when her figure is so enticing to men across ethnic and sociocultural lines.
Just as Nazis and Communists meet at the same point on the political spectrum, pdKP represents where country and rap music aficionados’ mating preferences dovetail.
In other words:
- Hollywood 5.5/10
- Starbucks (Los Angeles, CA) 6.5/10
- Starbucks (St. Paul, MN) 8.5/10
- Certain athletes‘ wives 8.5/10
- Country music 9/10
In ancient times, Katie Pavlich would be an ideal mate– she could bear 5-10 strong, healthy children (all but ensuring a male heir, or multiple hands to work the farm)…
BTW, that is a big woman…
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) July 7, 2014
UPDATE: Katie Pavlich has renounced Brad Thor and deleted the image from the tweet above, so here it is…
Whereas Carmen Callaway would almost certainly die in childbirth– or produce a sickly child…
* Edited for readability by MP.