Pray for the customers of the Kandapara brothel

MFP & co.   Published June 19, 2016

WaPo: Life inside the Kandapara brothel, Bangladesh…

The Kandapara brothel in the district of Tangail is the oldest and second-largest in the country — it has existed for some 200 years…It was demolished in 2014, but has been established again with the help of local NGOs. Many of the women were born there, grew up there and didn’t know where else to go when it disappeared.

Pray for the clientele

I’m gonna throw up…

Kabita

Dipali

Pujila

Putul

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