CBS This Morning anchor Norah O’Donnell recently interviewed whoever about whatever, who cares. The point is, after decades as one of the most beautiful women in news, Norah’s beauty has finally begun to fade.

Here is a look back on how this tragic tale unfolded. It all began when the O’Donnells moved to Texas in 1977…

Early Prime

Prime

MILF phase

Now

Let this be a warning to us all.

We are here on Earth for such a short period of time. It is your evolutionary imperative to deposit your sperm in as many women as possible before its too late.