Happy Mother's Day to my beautiful mama! And to all the amazing mothers out there ❤️ pic.twitter.com/qA0HP5DO7B
— Kyle (@KyFnc) May 9, 2016
Well, that explains it.
For the uninitiated, Eric Bolling’s assistant Kyle Nolan is the girl that moms across America pray to God their sons away at college will bring home for Thanksgiving:
Unfortunately, 9 out of 10 times they bring home Proxy Paige or a close approximation thereof:
If they’re lucky, Johnny brings home a pro-Palestinian, sexually liberated artist like Milo Moiré:
You may recall Moiré famously lays eggs with her vagina for art: