Kristin Tate is so hot in this clip where she makes no sense

Mfp   Published May 10, 2016

You can understand why she sold out.

Fmr. libertarian Kristin Tate was on Red Eye yesterday to schlep her new ghostwritten book, Blah blah blah Liberals Blah. She’s going to clear 6-figures despite clearly having done no research whatsoever:

Anyone could beat Paul Ryan.

For the record, Paul Ryan won his 2014 primary 94-6, and went on to win the general erection 63-37. 2 years later, Ryan won his primary 84-16, and went on to win the general 60-35.

Someday, Ryan might retire or seek higher office or cash in as a lobbyist– but due to gerrymandering, Ryan will never ever ever ever ever lose that congressional seat.

But whatever, it’s not important.

She is so hot…

Kristin vs. Katie Glueck

Tate is universally-regarded as the most beautiful woman in the liberty movement (fueling Marianne Copenhaver’s silent rage). You may recall that Tate is so hot that she made Katie Glueck appear unattractive in comparison…

For those unconvinced of Katie’s appeal, I strongly urge you to read MFP’s Definitive GUide to Katie Glueck’s Facial Expressions.

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