MFP accurately ranks the top 5 free pens at GOP/libertarian conferences

JH   |   Published originally May 9, 2016

5. Twitchy

4. Townhall/HotAir

3. European Students For Liberty

Nice rubber grip makes up for tacky transparent shell…

2. Institute for Liberal Studies

Just a solid pen: Quality look, decent weight, and robust clicker…

T-1. AEI

This is everything you could ever want in a free pen– I took like 15…

T-1. Charles Koch Institute

AEI’s pen is actually more comfortable??

But this isn’t just your run-of-the-mill, impractically small pen– it’s also an iPad stylus…

I know what you’re thinking:

SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR.

The future is now…

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