MFP accurately rates Ed Henry’s mistress

MP   |   Published May 4, 2016

Fox News Chief National Correspondent Ed Henry is married (for now) to NPR deputy Washington editor Shirley Hung.


Classic White dude has an Asian fetish, proclaims his love for her, gets married, then wakes up 1 day to find out she looks like a gramma.

As you would expect, Henry allegedly cheated on Hung w/ 40-ish-year-old “model” Natalia Lima:

In Touch’s investigation goes in-depth inside Ed’s secret double life, including images of the steamy text message exchanges with Natalia, photos of their secret rendezvous and all the details inside their secret affair.

To Henry’s credit…

Whenever he was in town, we would pretty much just have sex. He has a really high sex drive.

Kudos.

Only because I assume these photos are at least a decade old, 7/10…

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