h/t MC and Red Chalk.
You may be surprised how much of a difference a burka can make, in terms of bangability…
To put this in perspective:
You may recall that earlier this year, a female fan at a Miami Heat game sent the internet into a frenzy…
She later identified herself as fmr. Hooters waitress Alyssa Nelson…
Without qualification, incredibly beautiful…
But, in a burka…??
Within the confines of a burka, she is edged out ever-so-slightly by our winner…