Alabama governor’s alleged mistress, would ya…for $588,550?

MFP & co. Published March 24, 2016

Embattled Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley recently denied “sexual activity” with staffer Rebekah Mason.

Mason allegedly “earned” ~600k since Bentley took office in 2011:

Mason has received $161,571.67 in state funds during the Bentley administration. Those payments–in fiscal years 2011, 2012, and 2013–were listed mostly as “personnel costs,” with a small amount for “out of state travel.”

That brings total payments, to Rebekah Mason or her company, to $588,550.10.

But here’s the thing…

Kacey Jordan

Adult actress Kacey Jordan– who once expressed a reluctance to perform with African-Americans (but quickly relented)– reportedly agreed to be totally degraded by Saudi royalty for 8 days for just $30,000!

Maybe Rebekah Mason has a really great personality??

But even in a world of quantum physics and infinite parallel universes, I struggle to imagine an alternate reality in which Mason is $550,000 more desirable than Kacey Jordan!!

Or comparable actress, be it Rikki Six:

Or Cameron Canada:

Who, surprisingly, still looks pretty hot even without make-up:

Conclusion

I’m really starting to question Gov. Bentley’s decision-making.

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