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Bobby Jindal is being reasonable AF: “Let the voters speak”

Musha Hadeen Published March 16, 2016

Rick Perry was the first of the “serious” candidates to try to bully the bully. In July, Perry warned against the “cancer of Trump-ism”.

In September, Bobby Jindal gave it a shot, saying Trump looks like “he’s got a squirrel sitting on his head…”

Jindal suspended his campaign shortly thereafter.

But following Trump’s big wins on Super Tuesday 2 (or Super Duper Tuesday or Super Yugeday or whatever we’re calling it), Jindal is being reasonable AF…

The GOP establishment is done for…this race shows that. Voters are angry and frustrated…Donald Trump should serve as a wake-up call.

When huge chunks of your base are telling you something, you have to listen to them…let’s let the voters speak.

On manufacturing a brokered convention scenario to steal the nomination…

The reality is, you can do the math. He has done very, very well. It is exactly what is wrong with the GOP establishment and it ignoring the will of the voters.

If it comes down to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, I would certainly support Donald Trump as the Republican nominee.

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