Hallie Jackson snot vs. Jane Epstein without snot

Rich W Published February 26, 2016

A long string of snot oozed from Hallie Jackson’s nose on Friday, which brought to mind this pertinent question: Would ya rather smash Hallie Jackson with snot or Jane Epstein without snot?

Hallie with snot
Jen Epstein without snot

Here’s the thing.

If you think about it, snot is biologically indistinguishable from the sticky mucus of various thickness that often materializes in womens’ vaginas when they are sexually aroused.

Snot does often carry staphylococcus bacteria?? But honestly, if you have a healthy immune system, it’s harmless-ish.

UPDATE: Hallie Jackson and Katy Tur practically 69

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