Hollywood Starlet or Adult Film Star?

Mark Capra   |   Published January 19, 2016

Welcome back to another edition of “Hollywood Starlet or Adult Film Actress?” In today’s episode, both women are:

  • Dirty blonde
  • Thicc
  • Appealing to African-Americans

One is a rising Hollywood star, for whom the sky is the limit. The other does unimaginably demeaning things for the cost of Walmart’s “professional” espresso maker.

Try to guess which is which…

A

 

B

 

(A) is Rachel Keller, who stars in the critically-acclaimed FX series Fargo, and the upcoming X-Men spinoff, Legion. Though she puts in just a fraction of the work of the average American, she is a multi-millionaire…

(B) is A.J. Applegate, who literally takes it ** *** *** and gets ****** ** for a living…


I like how they went all-out w/ the balloons…

An in between “healthy” and “overweight” Body Mass Index has never looked hotter.

Kudos.

It just goes to show that women, however beautiful, are just a drug habit away from taking it in the *** from a pack of *******.

Flashback: RINO Bimbo or Adult Film Star?

UPDATE: Rachel Keller got hot

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