Low-Information Bimbo or Adult Film Star?

Mark Capra   |   Published January 5, 2016

Welcome back to another edition of “Low-Information bimbo or Adult Film Star?”

One reads teleprompters for a living, yet had the temerity to complain about her contract– while the other does unimaginably demeaning things for the cost of a 128 gb iPad Pro w/ stylus pencil and keyboard…

A

B

 

A

B

:drumroll:

A is the Blaze’s Tomi Lahren, who you may recall Lahren recently harumphed about her OANN contract…

Lahren…is leaving her show at the fledgling One America News Network…A source at OANN told the Washington Examiner media desk, however, that Lahren was unsatisfied with her contract agreement with OANN.

A slap in the face of Rikki Six (a figurative slap, not to be confused with the literal slaps in the face she is paid to pretend to enjoy).

It just goes to show that women, however beautiful, are just 1 ill-considered life choice away from taking it in the *** from a pack of *******.

Flashback: Hollywood Starlet or Adult Film Star?

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