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ISIS is so dumb

MFP & co. Published December 20, 2015

It’s slim pickings in the Middle East, Iranian-born Nazanin Boniadi notwithstanding.

Which is why the following makes no sense.

This is fmr. ISIS sex slave Nadia Murad Basee Taha (she’s the one on the right):

After being abducted from her village last year, Nadia was used as a sex slave for 3 months— 3 months!!

And yet the geniuses in ISIS saw fit to literally beat runaway Austrian teen Samra Kesinovic to death!

A teenage Austrian girl who fled to Syria along with her friend is believed to have been beaten to death after being caught trying to flee the ISIS stronghold of Raqqa.

How retarded can you get??

Itkowitz-ghazi

Mind you, this isn’t a Colby Itkowitz situation— the WaPo reporter who looks super hot in close-ups…

But then, not so much…

Samra was legitimately hot, and the statistics prove it!

Here are Samra’s deets, via Interpol:

At 5’5, 110 lbs., it is not hyperbole to say Samra Kesinovic was the hottest non-celebrity to step foot in that God forsaken region in millenia…and they killed her??

Retards.

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