Marwa Balkar, would ya…renounce Christ?

Mfp   Published December 5, 2015

Marwa Balkar (not to be confused with Balki Bartokomous) tells Alan Colmes she totally received real, not made-up “death threats” in the wake of Paris and San Bernardino…

In a Facebook post, she gave Trump a piece of her mind while looking hot…

Dear @realdonaldtrump, My name is Marwa, and I am a Muslim. I heard you wanted us to start wearing ID badges, so I decided to choose one for myself. I am not easily identifiable as a ‪#‎Muslim‬ just by looking at me, so my new badge will let me display proudly who I am. I chose the peace sign because it represents my ‪#‎Islam‬. The one that taught me to oppose ‪#‎injustice‬ and yearn for ‪#‎unity‬. The one that taught me that killing one innocent life is equivalent to killing humanity. I heard you want to track us as well. Great! You can come with me on my Cancer Awareness walks at the local middle school, or you can follow me to work where it’s my job to create happiness. You can also see how my local mosque makes PB&J sandwiches for the homeless and hosts interfaith dinners where everyone is welcome. Maybe then you’ll see that me being Muslim doesn’t make me any less American than you are. Maybe if you walk in my footsteps, you can see that I am not any less human than you are. Salaamu alaikum ✌🏼 ‪#‎NOTINMYNAME‬ ‪#‎FightWithPeace‬

Mark Zuckerberg is such a troll…

At first, I was like ‘pass, my beliefs are really important to me’.

But then, these…

Honestly?

I’ll be like 75, grossed out by my wife, and estranged from my children if/when Islam takes over the world– so #YOLO.

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