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El Chorro ranks conservative websites by order of user interface

El Chorro Published October 14, 2015

National Review

Windows pop up out of nowhere like Mormons trolling your neighborhood at dinnertime…

It’s like CPAC, Jehovah Witnesses, and the internet had a baby.

Breitbart & Daily Caller

These sites are designed to crash your computer, use up your entire data allowance, and autoplay random low-quality videos– seemingly always at max volume– while you creepily relive your Amazon browsing history and are enticed into clicking on lurid celebrity slideshows.

Real Clear Politics

RCP is an indispensable resource. But OH MY GOD, it’s like a library threw up…

Now they’ve added a header that slides up and down to cover up part of what you’re reading…

What is the purpose of this? Did somebody complain about having to scroll up?

Hot Air

The top looks like the departures/arrivals screen at the airport…

The site takes forever to load anyway, so…

Why not bite the .5 second bullet for a clear logo?

Conservative Review

Mark Levin is involved with this one now. Maybe you can add a line or two up top about why the hell this site exists, oh Great One.

And Ronald Reagan wants you to pay them $2.75 a month…

I’d be offended, except Mike Reagan made any exploitation of his father’s legacy pale in comparison…

Classy.

Rino State

Good logo, readable font, well-organized. There’s also a map…

Personally, I’ve never felt compelled to use it? But I like that it’s there.

Weekly Standard

Props for ease of use.

The articles are laid out nicely. Additional content from Washington Examiner is welcome. Subscribe and newsletter call-to-actions are non-intrusive and visually appealing…

I can’t complain.

The relentlessly pro-establishment bias not withstanding, I can’t complain.

Free Republic

No autoplay videos, no pop-ups, no moderators with personal vendettas, no headers or columns that slide in and out– it’s like a prison intranet (that’s a compliment).

Free Republic wins.

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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MFP accurately projects

Here’s Beto’s path to the Democrat nomination

Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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The Regime

Real Mike Pence calls Howard Stern

Would Smash

Asian chick eating dim sum, would ya?

Would Smash

Julia Ioffe does sexy Russian accent again

Fight Simulation: Michael Brown vs. Trayvon Martin

Would Smash

Anna Kooiman dancing was hot AF