At the turn-of-the-century, modern conservatism was bereft of attractive women. The elderly, post-menopausal Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Monica Crowley, and Laurie Dhue was the best we could hope for.
Thankfully, as the 2000’s came to a close, a new generation of bimbos that weren’t quite hot enough to be actresses successfully conned their way into politics.
First, the stunningly beautiful Carrie Prejean came to national prominence for defending traditional marriage at the Miss USA pageant.
I am personally pro-life?? But I would dismember like, 75,000 living fetuses for 5 minutes with Hannah Giles circa 2009.
But anyway, she married this guy:
Thus ruining my totally realistic chances with her.
Nevertheless, a debt of gratitude is owed for opening the door for the likes of Jedesdfdfdkjdf Bila…
And Kat Timpf…