MFP accurately presents awards for 2018's greatest Uncle Tom, hottest porn star, and much, much more!
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What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.
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Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.
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Top presidential candidates typically don't make it official until the spring, but falling poll numbers have forced Team Warren to declare early.
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Just between you and me, a temporary government shutdown is a total non-event.
I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.
EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.
“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”
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“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”
In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!
This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.
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Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!
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This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.
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Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.
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According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!
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Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.
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