Believe it or not, this filthy crack whore-looking creature is none other than beautiful Fox News propaganda czar Kat Timpf!
Here she is beneath the ocean of foundation, fake eyelashes, and naughty non-RX porn librarian glasses that viewers are accustomed to:
Certainly, the Fox News Propaganda Ministry hair & makeup team deserve kudos. But in fairness to Kat, none of this would have been possible without her idyllic bone structure and long-term calorie restriction.
Note that similarly slathering makeup on Julie Mason and Michelle Cottle had a negligible effect on their attractiveness, or lack thereof:
Honestly, why even bother??