Kirsten Powers to Charles Krauthammer: Stop playing dumb, you know you’re a neocon!!!

MFP & co.   Published April 16, 2015

15 minutes into Charles Krauthammer and Stephen Hayes’ whining about Rand Paul’s use of the term “neocon”, and pretending not to know what it meant– Kirsten Powers just couldn’t take it anymore:

Krauthammer: What can the word possibly mean…explain to me exactly what a neocon is.

Powers: Charles, you know what a neocon is! I mean, this is kind of silly.

Hayes: [RINO mumbles]

Powers: You both know what a neocon is!

Krauthammer: What is it? Can you define it?

Powers: It’s just mind-boggling to me.

I lol’d here:

You guys are pressing me. I named neocons as being Bill Kristol, [pause] you.

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