MFP has temporarily appointed Rich W to serve as ombudsman to offer independent examination and analysis of MFP’s sexist commentary.
In a 2011 article, MFP claimed that Amy Baier– wife of Fox News Propaganda Minister Bret Baier– was hot for an older woman:
Bret Baier’s wife is a MILF.
But upon further examination, the preponderance of evidence suggests Mrs. Baier has giant man-hands:
And manly facial features:
An independent audit has found that MFP has a habit of jumping to these sorts of conclusions.
In 2010, for example, MFP declared Australian teen sailor Abby Sunderland “hot”:
Before being forced to issue a humiliating retraction just weeks later:
Honestly, did she subsist on nothing but cheetos on that fucking boat??
Whatever the case, as the libertarian-conservative journal of record, readers rightfully expect MFP to be more judicious in its declarations of female worth.