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Heartache: Ronda Rousey thinks Bill Maher is “sexy”

MFP & co. Published March 28, 2015

This is UFC women’s cchampion and Olympic medalist Ronda Rousey.

She is hot when cutting down to the bantamweight limit of 135 lbs.:

She hates it when guys hook up with her but don’t call her back:

And like great Americans such as Alex Jones and Michael Savage– she doesn’t rule out the possibility that Sandy Hook was a government conspiracy:

But in a recent interview with raving feminazi Allison Glock, Ronda revealed she finds Bill Maher “sexy”:

AG: What is the last television show you binge-watched?

RR: [The HBO documentary series] “Vice.” I watched all of the first two seasons. And I like Bill Maher a lot.

AG: Have you been on his show?

RR: No, I’m not that cool. There’s a lot of pressure on that panel. Some people, they just bomb. I don’t want to look dumb in front of Bill Maher. [Pauses for a beat.] Is he single?

AG: I think he is aggressively single.

RR: Really? He’s got that Richard Gere, grey-haired sexy look.

If, on top of ISIS burning people alive– Bill Maher gets inside Ronda Rousey? I am converting to atheism because there is no God.

I guess we can at least take some solace in knowing Bill, should he act on this, will be getting this dude’s sloppy seconds…

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