Nina Pham actually got fatter while infected with Ebola

MFP & co.   |   Published originally October 25, 2014

The dreaded Ebola epidemic has now claimed millions thousands 1 American life, striking fear in the hearts of gays and housewives everywhere.

Nina Pham, the 26-year-old nurse and 1st person infected with Ebola in the United States, received a clean bill of health on Friday:

Dr. Fauci said that it might take some time for Ms. Pham to recover her full strength, but that she was now free to return to Texas and “resume a normal, healthy and happy life.”

It’s weird because the deadly disease only seems to have made Pham fatter…

Before

After

It’s almost like this whole thing has been absurdly blown out of proportion.

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