The dreaded Ebola epidemic has now claimed
millions thousands 1 American life, striking fear in the hearts of gays and housewives everywhere.
Nina Pham, the 26-year-old nurse and 1st person infected with Ebola in the United States, received a clean bill of health on Friday:
Dr. Fauci said that it might take some time for Ms. Pham to recover her full strength, but that she was now free to return to Texas and “resume a normal, healthy and happy life.”
It’s weird because the deadly disease only seems to have made Pham fatter…
It’s almost like this whole thing has been absurdly blown out of proportion.