It’s in the documents:
Back when I was 20 years old, I was about as good-lookin’ as it gets, and I could have the most beautiful girlfriends out there– models, professional cheerleaders– you know it, I’ve dated ’em all– showgirls.
Then I got into politics, and fight the New World Order. I didn’t care about myself. Didn’t work out for 15 years. Turns into Jabba the Hutt. Been a slow process gettin’ back to the way I used to look. Take a long time. But I’m losing weight, as people can see.
The point is, is that I would have these incredibly gorgeous girlfriends, and they would get mad when I worked out so much I had a six-pack stomach, saying ‘I don’t want you lookin’ better than me.’
Look it up.