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Fight Simulation: Michael Brown vs. Trayvon Martin   August 16, 2014

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Tale of the Tape

Michael Brown
Age: 18
Height: 6’4
Weight: approx. 250 lbs.
Strengths: Brute strength
Weakness: Cardio

Trayvon Martin
Age: 17
Height: 6’2
Weight: approx. 200 lbs.
Strengths: Homophobia
Weakness: Large women

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