MFP presents touching musical tribute to Rand Paul

MFP & co.   |   Published originally July 28, 2014

h/t MC & AY.

Rand totally supports Israel. No, for real. Seriously though, no really!

As we move past the November midterms and into the 2016 cycle, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz will increasingly be forced to prostrate themselves before the Israeli lobby, and espouse statist policies they don’t actually believe in (and, God willing, have no intention of enacting).

Conservatives and libertarians must give Paul and/or Cruz the latitude necessary to trick minorities and neocons into supporting them.

In this context, MFP presents “My Non-Racist Heart”– to the tune of “When I See Beth Smiling” by the great Lonny Heckman.

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