

Note the adult film star fake eyelashes.
Michelle Cottle is a liberal columnist at the Daily Beast. Formerly of the New Republic and Newsweek, Cottle has been a staple of the Washington D.C. cocktail party circuit, and a frequent guest on CNN’s Reliable Sources, MSNBC’s Hardball, and the now-defunct Chris Matthews Show.
Last year, Cottle– a radical feminist– wrote about how much she enjoyed getting a double mastectomy…
After years of fearing the worst, culminating in a diagnosis of breast cancer, Michelle Cottle says, ‘Good riddance, girls.’
…Good riddance, girls. I’d say it was fun while it lasted, but why pretend? Much as with a nasty divorce, my biggest regret now is that I didn’t end the relationship sooner.
After a lifetime of suppressing her femininity at the altar of women’s “rights”– Cottle finally relented on Sunday, allowing Fox News’ unrivaled hair & makeup team to slut her up for an appearance on Howard Kurtz’ Media Buzz.
Sadly, the results were not as extreme as we would have hoped…
Compared to recent appearances…
Looks like she just rolled out of bed for this one…
In any case, MFP applauds the effort.