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Exclusive: MFP interviews Rand Paul’s Punjabi supporter

Joe Z. Published May 11, 2014

Rand Paul supporter Hassan A. Sheikh stood out from the crowd at CPAC with his intense stare and Superman hairstyle– rivaled only in the contemporary era by the Washington Examiner’s Byron York

MFP tracked down Hassan A. Sheikh to get his thoughts on liberty, his iconic hairdo, and whether or not he would have sex with libertarian “it” girl, Julie Borowski…

MFP: What made you a supporter of Senator Rand Paul?
Sheikh: In one word, liberty.
MFP: We first encountered you at CPAC, are you a regular attendee and if so, what do you like about CPAC?
Sheikh: It was my very first CPAC. I went to stand with Rand and I plan to do it in the years to come as well.
MFP: It has brought to the attention we may have misidentified you as an Indian in our earlier article. Would you mind correcting our presumption?
Sheikh: Certainly! My family finds its roots in Pakistan. If any of the readership knows the area well enough, the might know what I mean when I say I’m Punjabi.
MFP: Your iconic hairdo has inspired thousands and has invoked comparisons to Superman. What would you say is your personal Kryptonite?
Sheikh: I have yet to run into it, but I’ll keep you all posted for when I do.
MFP: Julie Borowski, would you smash?
Sheikh: Beautiful as she is, not really my type.

Hassan A. Sheikh is currently focused on a career in Campaign Finance Law, but MFP believes he will make a terrific liberty candidate one day.

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