Here is the relevant portion of MFP’s patented behavioral algorithm as it relates to RG3’s impending divorce:
MFP can now project with near-divine certainty that RG3 will divorce his unattractive wife before 2017.
In consultation with his legal team, Griffin has probably already set the wheels of divorce in motion– such as purposely starting petty arguments at every opportunity.
I would also expect RG3 to attend several months of failed marriage counseling, in order to give the impression that he did everything in his power to salvage the relationship, and that he and his wife simply “drifted apart” through no fault of his own.
“Come on bae,” the Washington Redskins quarterback allegedly wrote to Barber at 1 a.m. the morning of his wedding, including a blushing smiley icon. He then allegedly sent her a photo that revealed his abdominal muscles.
Oh, and this looks totally innocent: RG3 parties with Sweet 16 Birthday Party…