With neither candidate appreciably less anti-American than the other, MFP has endorsed cancer in the Arkansas Senate race. In any case, Cotton’s recent marriage to a woman that (1) is less attractive than you would expect for a war hero-slash-Senate candidate and (2) weird shit…
It became known in November that the Arkansas Republican was engaged. No further details were available about his bride-to-be…The Arkansas Times wrote about the marriage Sunday and said, after comparing photos from a Google search, it suspects Cotton’s new wife is named Anna Peckham.
Actually quote: “Suspects Cotton’s new wife is named Anna Peckham”??
Some have put forth alternate unverified theories, including that this is a sham marriage of political convenience intended to deflect from accusations of homosexuality.
Another possible explanation is this:
While serving in Afghanistan, Tom Cotton was captured by Chinese intelligence and subjected to all manner of experimental brainwashing techniques. After having gained dominion over Cotton’s mind, the Chinese released Cotton with orders to climb the political ladder as a means of infiltrating the U.S. government. The “wife”, in that case, is a handler whose mission is to reinforce Cotton’s programming during moments of crises– when patriotism threatens to overcome his programming.