Sheldon Adelson’s comb over is just insane

MFP & co.   |   Published originally March 31, 2014

A conga line of would-be Republican presidential candidates prostrated themselves before billionaire Sheldon Adelson at Adelson’s Venetian hotel in Las Vegas Saturday night– hoping to secure the megadonor’s endorsement and financial backing:

Adelson summoned Bush and Govs. Chris Christie of New Jersey, John Kasich of Ohio and Scott Walker of Wisconsin to Las Vegas for the annual spring RJC meeting.

But wtfomg…

Does it start from right or the left?

Or both?

This is Adelson’s wife, Miriam Ochsorn…

Sheldon Adelson’s net worth is estimated at over $40 billion– so we can only assume that Ochsorn got a lot uglier since they wed in 1991.

For some reason, Sarah Silverman in a bikini came up in my Google search…


MFP presents touching musical tribute to Rand Paul

Another reason to hate Bill Clinton

Alex Jones accurately claims George Washington was assassinated by the Illuminati

Would Smash

Chelsea the Code Pink Protester is the most beautiful liberal extremist on Earth