In an upset, Washington lobbyist-turned-Republican congressional candidate David Jolly on Tuesday won the FL-13 special erection.
But this was hardly Jolly’s biggest win.
Jolly recently accomplished what most men can only dream of: Trading in their old, increasingly repulsive wife for a hot, 27-year-old:
Imagine the incomparable joy of upgrading from middle-aged Mrs. Jolly to Laura Donahoe’s relatively virgin, unsoiled body:
I pray to God that I may someday seduce a subordinate half my age:
Jolly’s divorce from Carrie, his wife of 15 years, will be finalized in Washington on Jan. 16.
Donahoe has been a volunteer in his campaign, Jolly said, but does not work for it. Records show the campaign reimbursed her $1,097.75 last month for a campaign event at Bascom’s Chop House.
But here’s the outrageous part of all this…
Jolly’s girlfriend was ranked #2 in The Hill’s “50 Most Beautiful People 2010”, so you would imagine #3 must be fairly hot– but you’d be wrong.
Laura was ranked only 1 spot ahead of fat, old Kirsten Gillibrand!
The Hill should be ashamed of itself.