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Fake libertarian Julie Borowski is a stupid bitch

MFP & co. Published January 28, 2014

Neo-libertarians pay attention to Julie Borowski because, let’s face it, the libertarian movement today is a sausage fest– where even the homeliest of women are treated the way the rest of society treats Jenna Marbles.

Here is Libertarian-In-Name-Only Julie Borowski’s retarded, ovary-fueled argument against the death penalty:

Let me just address these specific points:

  • “Turns out, the death penalty costs taxpayers more than life in prison!”

    That’s not an argument against the death penalty, you trollop. That’s an argument against an overly litigious appeals process and prisoner rights.

  • “It happens (innocent people are executed)!”

    Exactly, you empty-headed DNA receptacle.

An innocent man wrongly convicted of murder would prefer execution to being violently raped and beaten by racist convicts of various ethnicities. Admittedly, there are those who would prefer the latter to the former– but they are gay.

If Borowski had her way, one’s only alternative to this lifetime of misery would be to endure the insufferable mental, emotional, and physical toll associated with attempting to commit suicide via article of clothing. In all likelihood, one would have to endure this process multiple times– as it is virtually impossible to kill yourself on the 1st try with a fucking sock.

How very liberty-minded of her.

C.S. Lewis, with precisely moronic banshees like Borowski in mind, wrote:

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Those who fancy themselves as possessing superior empathy oppose the death penalty believing they are doing the innocent a favor. They’re not. They’re relegating them to a lifetime of violence and/or lots and lots of rape.

On behalf of Earth’s smallest minority– the individual— I beg Julie Borowski and her ilk: I don’t want to get gangraped, please just let me die.

Bitch.

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