In January 2008, Roll Call’s Meredith Shiner called Hillary Clinton a “bitch” on her “Rise and Shiner” blog (deleted shortly after this article was published):
Still haven’t gotten my absentee ballot. Still working on it. Still hoping to vote for Barack Obama. But, in the meantime, Barack won South Carolina—with, dare I say it, gumption. Take that Bill, er, Hillary. Politics of hope>politics of fear, bitch.
The Clintons are using race to scare voters, and hopefully Americans are sharp enough to see through it.
But that is neither here nor there.
New evidence suggests that Mer is, in the most sexist sense, a freak. Behold, bruises on Meredith’s left arm are consistent with nasty sex:
It’s definitely not a birthmark, because it’s not there in other photos.
Alternative explanations include:
- Blood test or donation
- False imprisonment
- Unwanted physical altercation
I know what you’re thinking: “Who cares!? She has a giant nose! She’s not that hot!”
You can get blocked by Mer at @meredithshiner.