UPDATE 12/2018: In retrospect, this article was immature and sexist. For that, I apologize. However, a then-Roll Call reporter referring to Hillary Clinton as a “bitch” relatively recently is newsworthy.
In January 2008, Roll Call’s Meredith Shiner called Hillary Clinton a “bitch” on her “Rise and Shiner” blog:
Still haven’t gotten my absentee ballot. Still working on it. Still hoping to vote for Barack Obama. But, in the meantime, Barack won South Carolina—with, dare I say it, gumption. Take that Bill, er, Hillary. Politics of hope>politics of fear, bitch.
The Clintons are using race to scare voters, and hopefully Americans are sharp enough to see through it.
This confirms my long-held theory that women are biologically and culturally predisposed to subconsciously hating other women, but that is neither here nor there.
New evidence suggests that Mer is, in the most sexist sense, a freak. Behold, bruises on Meredith’s left arm are consistent with getting freaky:
It’s definitely not a birthmark, cuz it’s not there in other photos…
Alternative explanations include:
- Blood test or donation
- False imprisonment
- Unwanted physical altercation
I know what you’re thinking: “Who cares!? She has a giant nose! She’s not that hot!”
You can get blocked by Mer at @meredithshiner.