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J.D. Hayworth: Jeff Flake is a “toxic narcissist” who took “weird beefcake photos” ala Anthony Weiner

MFP & co. Published July 9, 2013

Excerpted from Savage Nation July 9.

This guy went to some deserted pacific island– just he, himself, his tripod, his camera, and a timer, and was taking all these weird beefcake photos of himself.

While on vacation on a “deserted island”, Flake kept followers up-to-date on his exploits, which included “subsisting entirely on coconuts and fish he speared himself”.

“n1ggerkiller”

Tanner Flake, aka “n1ggerkiller”, used Twitter to threaten the “f*ggot” who stole his bike:

Austin Flake

Not to be outdone, Austin Flake was caught up in a dog-killing saga w/ Sheriff Joe Arpaio, in which Green Acres Dog Boarding Kennels staff found 17 dogs dead:

Mariposa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio confirmed that the son of U.S. Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz), Austin Flake, and his wife Logan were in charge when 20 dogs died at an Arizona boarding house last week and pledged a “thorough investigation” into the incident.

On Saturday morning, pet owners, who had initially been told by the Hughes that their pets had gone missing, arrived at the facility to find a horrific scene of as many as 20 dogs dead or dying in a small shed next to the Hughes’ home.

“That was a lie,” Arpaio said. “They didn’t run away. The dogs are dead.”

In a lawsuit, Team Flake alleged conspiracy:

Flake’s son and his young wife are suing Maricopa County Sheriff’s office and Sheriff Joe Arpaio for $8million in damages claiming they ‘constructed a conspiracy’ to wrongfully indict the couple.

Austin and Logan Flake…are seeking $4 million in damages each.

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