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Dinesh D’Souza’s alleged fmr. mistress not as hot as you might expect

Musha Hadeen Published October 17, 2012

Dinesh D’Souza has made a fortune peddling his wares to gullible, low-information voters– which has afforded him the opportunity to marginally upgrade his wife:

The above is a photo of the woman who the Evangelical magazine World reported today is allegedly at a center of a storm around the conservative pundit and president of The King’s College, a Christian institution, Dinesh D’Souza….D’Souza, who is separated from his wife but, according to the World story not technically divorced, shared a hotel room with Joseph at a Christian authors conference in South Carolina. He reportedly told attendees that they were engaged.

I personally would have used my vast wealth to seduce Kristin Tate or a close approximation thereof.

Beyond that, may we all be blessed enough to upgrade our wives when they get old and fat.

But apparently, this is a big deal to fuddy-duddies in the Christian community:

After a meteoric rise in the evangelical world, The King’s College president Dinesh D’Souza now faces his board’s likely questions about his relationship to a woman not his wife.

He’s a gazillionaire now, what does he give a shit??

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