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Kamala can't win
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MFP Erection 2018 Final Predictions

Musha Hadeen Published November 3, 2018

For the record, MFP has a 90.0% accuracy rate. In 2016, MFP was the only outlet that exactly predicted the popular vote.

Senate Prediction: Nazis +2

I have the Nazis +3, but expect at least 1 Democrat to overperform.

Texas Totally called it. Beta will make it close, but ultimately, there simply aren’t enough educated voters in TX to overcome Trump’s Nazi base.
Pick
Result
Ted Cruz (N)
Beta O’Dork (D)
North Dakotistan A fat ugly woman in North Dakotistan has zero chance against anything approaching a competent candidate. I mean she might as well be black.
Pick
Result
Doesn’t Matter (N)
Heidi Heitkamp (D)
Tennessistan Bredesen remains well-liked, but in this Nazi stronghold, Blackburn is an absolute 100% stone cold lock.
Pick
Result
Marsha Blackburn (N)
Phil Bredesen (D)
Arizonistan Ultimately, it’s hard to imagine the avg. low-information, uneducated Arizonan pulling the lever for a bisexual hippie.
Pick
Result
Martha McSally (N)
Kyrsten Sinema (D)
Florida A corrupt Nazi vs. a truly dull, uninspiring candidate. In Florida, you will never go broke betting on the Nazi.
Pick
Result
Rick Scott (N)
Bill Nelson (D)
Nevada Rosen sucks, but Heller’s vote to repeal Obamacare and his close ties to the regime could be his downfall.
Pick
Result
Dean Heller (N)
Jacky Rosen (D)
Missouraq In this backwards, 3rd world shithole, it’s Hawley’s race to lose.
Pick
Result
Josh Hawley (N)
Claire McCaskill (D)
West Virginistan Manchin has done a fantastic job tricking these 3rd world morons into believing that he’s one of them. Manchin is an absolute 100% stone cold lock.
Pick
Result
Doesn’t Matter (N)
Joe Manchin (D)
Indiana At the end of the day, you have an excellent candidate vs. some goofy-looking motherfucker. Despite the headwinds, Donnelly is an absolute 100% stone cold lock.
Pick
Result
Doesn’t Matter (N)
Joe Donnelly (D)

House Prediction: Dems +25

Totally called it:

The Democrat lead in the generic ballot will expand again to near-double digits before settling into the ~+5-7 range in the fall. The Trump regime will respond with false flags in the weeks leading up to the erection.

A 5-7 point advantage in the generic ballot historically should translate into ~+35 seats, but gerrymandered districts should limit Democrat gains to the 20-30 range.

Pre-Public Exit Polls Update 4:25pm EST

  • Andrew Gillum is a lock.
  • Jackie Rosen is a lock.
  • Jon Tester is a lock.
  • Kevin Cramer is a lock.
  • Bob Menendez is a lock.
  • Marsha Blackburn is a lock.
  • McSally-Sinema idk.
  • Nelson-Scott idk.
  • Cruz-O’Rourke within 4 points.

Update: Accuracy Audit:

Hits:

Misses:

  • Gillum – Changed pick to Gillum at last second.
  • Walker – Still can’t believe it.

MFP Accurately Reax HERE.

Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

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This is happening

MFP’s 2018
Year End Awards

MFP accurately presents awards for 2018's greatest Uncle Tom, hottest porn star, and much, much more!

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If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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MFP accurately projects

Here’s Beto’s path to the Democrat nomination

Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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Green New Deal

MFP accurately reax to the Green New Deal

The Green New Deal presupposes that recent global temperature and weather patterns (~500 out of 4.5 billion years) are "correct" and should be frozen in place in perpetuity.

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Erection 2020

Post-Mueller
2020 Power Rankings

Mayor Pete's candidacy is fascinating because it perfectly illustrates the changing tastes of Americans.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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The Regime

WaPo’s Philip Rucker nearly short circuits MFP’s gaydar

Kellyanne Conway shows off cleavage

Would Smash

MFP accurately reax to NYT columnist broke up w/ girlfriend because she’s white

Would Smash

Kristin Tate understandably checks herself out

Troll-like creature at center of Oakland PD sex scandal, would ya?