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MFP accurately reax to the Russian spy that infiltrated the NRA is so ugly

Musha Hadeen Published July 17, 2018

Russian national Maria Butina this week was charged with conspiracy to act as an agent of the Kremlin inside the United States. For 3 years, Butina and the GRU targeted low-information NRA members– in some cases, allegedly offering sex— w/ the goal of infiltrating America’s decision-making apparatus.

But that is neither here nor there.

I feel like Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant– let alone seducing her way up the US chain of command!

What was the GRU thinking?? I’m just like:

Consider that this young woman from Saint Petersburg, Russia does unfathomably disgusting things for (when you factor in exchange rates and what the avg. Westerner spends on non-essential items) virtually nothing…

She even compares favorably to Melania Trump at a similar age…

Had Vladimir Putin sent her 3 years ago instead of Butina, she almost certainly would be First Lady by now.

UPDATE: Hottest Russian Chick EVER is depreciating rapidly!

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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