Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Mark Capra Published June 24, 2018

Earlier this year, MFP crowned Emma Dumont “the most beautiful smart woman on Earth”. But a reader recently urged MFP to reconsider– claiming that that title actually belongs to Sarah McDaniel.

Fap check: Is Sarah actually the most beautiful smart chick on Earth??

Initially, I was inclined to dismiss this challenge out of hand– but upon further review, the results were closer than anyone could have ever imagined.

Face: Tied

This is ~~like~~ literally Sophie’s Choice. Emma is like an innocent angel that you yearn to defile, whereas Sarah is like a siren from Greek mythology.

Hotter Face In Shitty Photos: Emma

This is splitting hairs, but at this level of perfection– having the same-colored eyes has to count for something right??

Body: Sarah

If you’re a degenerate (no judgment)– that is, if you are sexually repressed due to having suffered emotional trauma in your developmental years, or fantasized about your sister– then you likely prefer Emma’s body.

But if you’re a red-blooded, emotionally stable American male, raised in a stable 2-parent home, with a good relationship with your mom?? Then it’s Sarah and her giant knockers by a landslide.

Intelligence: Emma

Intelligence is the tiebreaker. Emma is smarter than a lot of dudes, whereas Sarah is just rewording other peoples’ theories— if she were a fat dude, nobody would care.

By the slimmest of margins– and by virtue of the fact Sarah isn’t exceptionally smart– Emma Dumont hereby retains the prestigious title of The Most Beautiful Smart Woman on Earth.

Accurate Rating

Please note that regional preferences take scarcity and cultural biases into account.

For example, Africans and Middle Easterners aren’t quite as impressed with the emo goth schtick as the rest of the world, and are much more covetous of large-breasted blondes. Similarly, Iowans aren’t as taken with the Jewish-American Princess as Californians and New Yorkers.