WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PAIGE?

Mark Capra   |   Published April 9, 2018

That’s WWE superstar Paige in her 2014 prime. Beautiful and charismatic, she had just been crowned the youngest WWE Divas champion ever, and had a bright future ahead of her.

This is her now:

Was it this old dude’s fault?? Did he ruin her??

I have no idea, but most likely: YES.

To properly put this travesty into perspective: During this same time period, Alexa Bliss has suffered virtually no depreciation whatsoever:

Paige 2014

Alexa 2014

Paige 2018

Alexa 2018

To the extent Alexa has declined since 2014, it is imperceptible to the human eye.

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