You know who I want to make love to? Manhattan GOP Chairwoman

Nate de SC   |   Published March 7, 2018

I know what you’re thinking:

wut

But that was like 5 years ago.

In the interim, she has become my soulmate.

THIS IS WHEN I KNEW FOR SURE I WANTED TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER.

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I hereby renounce libertarianism.

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You know, because it’s Halloween.

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Even has time for the little people.

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I feel like Hillary Clinton got some, for the 1st time in years, later that evening. You’re welcome!

I’m just like:

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