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Evgenia Medvedeva is the Most Carnally Desirable Non-Blonde Russian on Earth

MFP & co. Published February 15, 2018

Evgenia Medvedeva on Tuesday was official crowned MFP’s Most Carnally Desirable Non-Blonde Russian Female on Earth. In particular, Evgenia’s Sailor Moon outfit endeared her to perverts everywhere.

Dear God.

If we’re being honest, we would all throw our wives and children into a fire for 24 hours w/ Evgenia:

Russian Oligarchs

To put Evgenia’s hotness in perspective, even Trump’s billionaire Russian accomplices– with virtually unlimited ill-gotten funds– are forced to settle for much trashier-looking vajayjay.

K-Pop

If a K-Pop member bangs Evgenia, Imma kill myself:

Evgenia Medvedeva…is a huge K-pop fan. She told the Washington Post that she listened to EXO before performing on Sunday night, and she’s also shared videos of herself dancing to both EXO and BTS.

Objectively speaking, along with sitar-based Indian music and improvisational jazz, this has to be one of the worst inventions in the history of mankind:

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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MFP accurately projects

Here’s Beto’s path to the Democrat nomination

Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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The Regime

Real Mike Pence calls Howard Stern

Fox News falsely claims: Marco Rubio “is the best communicator in American politics today”

Would Smash

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PAIGE?

Alex Jones accurately reveals truth about “completely fake” Sandy Hook massacre

The Regime

Tom Arnold says “pussy” on CNN and MSNBC