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See, I told you Roy Moore was into kinky shit allegedly   November 9, 2017

These are unfounded allegations, but I totally called it in September:

MFP officially projects: Ray will face 100% untrue, unfounded gay allegations…to clarify, “false allegations”…includes a range of deviancy from gay pornography to Larry Craig-gate to Dennis Hastert-ghazi.

I suspected the unfounded allegations would refer to boys?? But the gist of it— allegedly, allegedly, allegedly– was on point AF:

[Moore] drove her about 30 minutes to his home in the woods, told her how pretty she was and kissed her. On a second visit, she says, he took off her shirt and pants and removed his clothes. He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear.

In response, the Alt-Reich has gone from Pizzagate to but Jesus’ dad was a pedophile too:

Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.

Perhaps most importantly, MFP’s accuracy rating— which fell to ~93% when I exactly predicted the popular vote, but incorrectly predicted the erectoral college– now stands at an all-time high of 97.2%.

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