Beto O'Rourke's
Path to the Nomination
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Post Mid-Terms
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MFP accurately reax to Jeff Flake not seeking reerection

Mfp Published October 24, 2017

Nazi collaborator Jeff Flake on Tuesday announced that he would not seek reerection in 2018.

Flake voted w/ the criminal Trump regime 92% of the time. Out of 49 votes in 2017, Flake only opposed the Nazis 4X:

So I’m just like…

As to how this effects 2018, best case scenario for the Republic is Racist Angry Ex-Wife That Joined A Cult-Looking Lady wins the GOP nomination…

Her opponent is likely to be Bisexual Hippie That Would Have Lost to Jeff Flake For Sure…

For the record, I would smash Kyrsten Sinema– but I would have preferred to hit it in her prime, to the extent that she had one…

In any case, the most recent poll has the latter +1.

Racist Angry Ex-Wife That Joined A Cult-Looking Lady 31
Bisexual Hippie That Would Have Lost to Jeff Flake For Sure 32
Undecided 38

Whatever happens in AZ, it would take an historic off-year wave to wrestle Senate control from the Nazis, who are likely to expand their 52-48 majority.

The Republic’s survival depends on the House, which can bury the regime’s anti-American agenda under an avalanche of subpoenas.

If Vladimir Putin had sent her instead, she'd be the First Lady by now

What was the GRU thinking?? I feel like Maria Butina would have a hard time placing in a Dagestanian beauty pageant.

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MFP accurately projects

Here’s Beto’s path to the Democrat nomination

Beta has 100% name ID and approaching universal favorability among the Democrat activists that will decide the Iowa caucuses.

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THIS IS AWKWARD

Asians and Jews do better than Blacks at the SAME “failing” schools

I know what you're thinking, but it's not that either.

Low-Information Voters

Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

EEach night, Tucker Carlson trolls liberal elites with his plucky yet affable demeanor. But this character was only written 3 years ago by the legendary Roger Ailes.

Mark Levin suddenly doesn't have a problem with the President
playing golf.

“He’s hooked on golf like drug addicts are hooked on drugs…he used to do pot, he used to do coke, now he does golf!”

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Alex Jones reveals:
Sandy Hook massacre was
“completely fake with actors”

“Sandy Hook is a synthetic, completely fake, with actors, in my view, manufactured...zero murders occurred in Newtown, you've got the green screens...there were actors, clearly.”

Alex Jones insists
he didn’t promote Pizzagate, but here’s his deleted video

In a February, Alex Jones denied ever promoting Pizzagate, blaming the media for spreading misinformation-- but here's his deleted video!

Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Bwahahaha!
Rand Paul Totally Betrays Libertarians

Since Trump's erection, fmr. libertarian Rand Paul has shamelessly flip-flopped on issues including Executive Orders, Executive Powers, Immigration, and much more!

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Would Marry

The Most Beautiful Intelligent Woman on Planet Earth.

This is not to say that Emma Dumont is smarter than Kaileigh Brandt (their diverging interests makes that difficult to quantify with anything approaching certainty) or more carnally desirable than Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005.

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Emergency Fap Check

Wait, Is Sarah McDaniel Actually The Hottest Smart Chick On Earth??

Earlier this year, MFP declared Emma Dumont "the most beautiful smart woman on Earth". But reader Nate recently urged MFP to reconsider.

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BREAKING:
The 2 Cutest Girls at Purdue are Republican!

According to MFP's research, this is the 1st time this has ever happened!

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The Cuckening

Wow, Jordan Peterson
got cucked hard!

Jordan Peterson is a dumb person’s idea of what a smart person is like. He’s made a fortune off making retards feel smart by parroting his pseudointellectual “common sense”.

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Michael Savage: “Pornography must be banned in America!”

See, I told you! Pro-Ted Cruz rapper is a fat white dude

Would Smash

Wow, MILF attracted to Lou Williams look exactly like Susan Hennessey!

The Busy, Busy World of Refugees, Villains, and Enablers

Dana Perino shouts “Chinaman” moments after accusing Paula Deen of racism