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Trump collaborator Rand Paul endorses Ray Moore

Mfp Published October 18, 2017

Fmr. libertarian Rand Paul on Tuesday endorsed Alabamistan Senate candidate Ray Moore.

Rand went from espousing this:

We need people with tattoos. We need people without tattoos. We need people with pony tails, earrings. We need people from all different walks of life. All different colors. All different creeds…We need to be the defender of the entire bill of rights, not just the Second Amendment.

To endorsing this:

Moore…told TIME magazine that NFL players who kneel during the national anthem are actually breaking the law.

“It’s against the law, you know that?” said Moore. “It was a act of Congress that every man stand and put their hand over their heart. That’s the law.”

Which comes on the heels of Rand reversing his once deeply-held, totally principled opposition to executive orders…

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