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Haha Democrats have terrible taste in candidates   October 12, 2017

Democrat strategerist Doug Thornell was a senior adviser to the DNC in 2016, and VP at a top political consulting and public affairs firm in DC.

Here are his preferred 2020 candidates:

DT: I like Chris Murphy…[and]…Mitch Landrieu.

Chris Matthews: For President? Okay.

We must assume that Doug is merely sucking up to potential or current clients– otherwise, he’s totally retarded.

Murphy makes Trump’s hair look real AF…

And Landrieu looks like that dude from The Shield and/or a child [redacted]…

MFP can now project that neither Murphy or Landrieu will ever crack the top 10 in MFP’s accurate 2020 Power Rankings.

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