MFP accurately reax to the white chick complaining about black dudes that only date white chicks

Nate de SC   Published October 5, 2017

Patrice done already explained this, but here’s Tiffany Jolene’s black dudes only dating white chicks Facebook rant via the NY Post:

If your primary reason for dating white women is because you’re under the self centered delusion that they are more ‘submissive’ and understanding of your inherent refusal to get your s–t together without the help of a romantic partner, I am not the Caucasian for you…You’re likely to be intentionally targeting a certain brand of white women because they’re as not privy to your bulls–t as black women; having been raised around or by you…They are much more ‘difficult’ for you to manipulate.

Unexpected plot twist…

Wait for it….

I’m just like.

In any case, I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge noted Jesse Williams– Mr. Diversity Himself– Jesse Williams’ recent upgrade:

God, what must it have been like to thrust into Minka Kelly for the 1st time after all those years wasted with the repulsive wife?? I can only imagine the joy he felt at that moment.

Kudos Jesse, kudos.

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